Tastes Like Burning #11

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.