Tastes Like Burning

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2009-10-17T10:58:00.000-07:00

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We've Moved, Bitches

2007-08-10T10:36:00.000-07:00

Due to the laziness that pervades my soul, keeping up with two websites is too much bother�especially when one of them hasn't had any measurable traffic in months.

Because of its lackluster and truly underwhelming performance, we have deactivated this blog page to concentrate our efforts on one page, the source of the Burning mp3s: http://tasteslikeburning.libsyn.com/. So update your bookmark to use that address as your all-in-one source of everything that Tastes Like Burning.

Stay crispy!

�James of TLB

2007-08-08T06:11:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning 14
We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.

2007-07-25T05:20:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning 13

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.

2007-07-25T05:19:00.001-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #012

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his dad; We dish on a Missionary Woman; The Star Wars exhibit wasn't all it's cracked up to be . . . unless you're smoking crack; and email us comments, bitches! tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or timmyjstudios@gmail.com

2007-07-25T05:17:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #11

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

2007-06-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #10

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking Chernobyl fetus wrong).

2007-05-29T18:06:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #9

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.

A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the James-&-Paul-in-right-and-left-cans sound (think of it as podcast surround sound) of this show. Our technical difficulties have now been resolved with a little sweat, blood, and solder, so Number 10 should be crystal clear and fantabulous.

We're Back...

2007-05-29T17:56:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #8

Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure; getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.

Don't forget to email us at tasteslikeburningshow.gmail.com or timmyjstudios@gmail.com
with questions, comments, or topics you would like to hear.

Remember us, ....Hello??? Anyone?

2007-05-25T20:40:00.000-07:00

Well it has been a long hiatus, really long. I am sure that not many will be reading this, but if anyone does, we will be putting out new shows again, and our goal is to get the first one out before month end. Hope to get in touch will all of the podcasters that we miss so dearly. Be talking at you soon.

The Crew at Tastes Like Burning

Tastes Like Son of A Bitch

2006-09-15T10:16:00.000-07:00

Well I must apologize for out absence on the net. I recently became unemployed do to a crappy economy. So we haven't had the ability to put out any new shows in a while. I do appreciate every one of you who listen though and want to assure you we are not gone, just on a small hiatus. We will have more than one show to put out when things pick back up though. It shouldn't be too long, but with finding a new job, you never know. Either way, I expect we will be back up and running in a couple of weeks. With or without a job, I will find a way. Here's hoping you hear us soon, and you will.

Tim of Tastes Like Burning

2006-08-30T10:46:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #7

You could start out with a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the best. Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other crap. Sorry for the slight hiss in this one, it seems our levels were knocked about by DAMN DIRTY APES !!!

Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or leave a comment here!

Thanks for listening, we love you all . . .

It's Comments and I helped...

2006-08-24T08:31:00.000-07:00

Comments...My Bad

Hi People,

My friend Donald wrote me the other day, and he was all, "I was gonna comment, but I had to register and blah blah blah." So I went and looked and I figured out that (1) I am a retard cause I didn't check my pages settings. (B) I'm sorry if that is why people didn't comment and I kept whining about people leaving comments and it was setup in a very difficult way to do. (Lastly) I have set it up so it is as easy as possible so if you wanted to leave comments but didn't cause I am a BLOGTARD, feel free to do so now. Thanks and we'll talk to you on show #7.

Now It's full of Joy and Joyness...YAY!!!

2006-08-21T07:02:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #6

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY! Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things.

See THE MAZE that James and Tim built for Halloween as talked about in the show. Tim Stars in this video as your guide Poco.

2006-08-18T07:54:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #5

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch, Spensive Cookies, and other crap...

Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

2006-08-17T08:15:00.000-07:00

Hey Everyone,

Baring any unforeseen complications, we will have a new show out this week.

Just a quick note, if you like our show, but don't want to come to the blog to listen or download, look for us on Podcast.net, PodcastPickle.com, or Podcastalley.com, the links to all of these are on the right side bar. ---->

2006-08-12T21:51:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #4

Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later. We talk about MySpace, for better or worse. Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans. The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show.

Please leave us a comment or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

2006-08-12T21:38:00.001-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #3

Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show.

Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint.

Please leave comments or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

2006-08-10T12:34:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #2

In this episode:

Why our cat sucks(Intro), Buyer Beware, people and their odd quirks, Bathroom behavior and physics, Spiders and why they need to die, Paul Rubens breathes life back into Pee Wee. . .

We are now hosted by Libsyn.com so click to stream or right click to download!
Please leave us comments\feedback on the show on the website or email us directly at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com

2006-08-09T08:55:00.000-07:00

Tastes Like Burning #1 Intro Show

Now Streaming!!!

A little rambling, a little about us and why we are here, and a rather large thank you list. Please leave feedback on the blog or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com . . .

2006-08-08T12:08:00.000-07:00

This is the home of the Tastes Like Burning show. Someday we may have a real website, but for now, this is where you can find the shows. Please leave tons of feedback and suggestions so we can make it the best show that we can. Hope you enjoy, Thanks.